because i can
don't miss your doctors appointment
look! it's behind you
take your business elsewhere
we interrupt this program to bring you shocking news: elvis is dead
so what do you need me to tell you?
of course it's right, the spreadsheet says so
what are you, stupid?
are you sure you didn't leave your brain at home?
people do get sued for stupidity, you know
god, i just can't stop!!!!!
where do you want to go from here?
but the time has come when all good things shall pass
oh my god!! what is that?!?!
you have been targeted for termination
you wanker!
i could just keep on doing this all night long
cur non isti mictum ex occasione
